Wednesday, September 18, 2024

The Grand Trip: Part II

ACROSS THE ROOF OF THE COUNTRY

My next stop was White Butte, North Dakota.  I had never been to North Dakota, so it was the only new state for me on the trip.  And White Butte is remote enough it’s just not on the way to anywhere else.  The route there goes up through the infamous Sturgis, South Dakota.  I wasn’t terribly impressed.  Beyond Sturgis the landscape changes from the Black Hills to farmland and grassland.

I pushed north, alternating between my punk playlists, the old Ricky Gervais podcasts, and the Craig Johnson audiobook. That was the general soundtrack for my entire trip.  There was a lot of Lagwagon, Streetlight Manifesto, The Ramones, and various random non-punk songs blaring from my phone mounted to the dash.

 As I approached White Butte the rise in the land became apparent.  The surrounding grasslands were rolling but mostly flat.  There were chalky hillsides jutting out of the plains, and I knew that had to be my destination. There was very little in the area except a few seemingly abandoned farmhouses.  The road comes in from the north to a nice little developed trailhead with a professional-looking trail extending away into a cleft in the chalky dirt pile.

There were some interesting chunks of rock laying around along the trail, and the hike was pleasant despite the 90° temps and the bright sun.  I shed my t-shirt and went in only my shorts and my old trail running vest with a water bottle, my keys, and my cell phone.  I thoroughly enjoyed the hike up the butte to the grassy plateau on top.  About the time I got on top the wind picked up and clouds obscured the sun, but there was little promise of moisture, and the heat was only eased by the wind itself.  I stayed longer than I normally would have, just enjoying the solitude and the views.  Eventually I started down, and I felt so good I wanted to run the fine trail.  I refrained.  White Butte is the high point in North Dakota at 3,506’.


After I left White Butte, I knew I had a hard push north and east to get as close to my next destination: Eagle Mountain.  The high point is way up in the northeastern tip of Minnesota within Boundary Waters Canoe Area, near the North Shore of Lake Superior and hardly fifty miles from the Canadian Border.  What concerned me was the seven mile out-and-back hike.  It didn’t seem to involve much elevation gain, but the distance and the time it would take felt like a ding in the itinerary.  Or at least an unknown factor.

I made it to Osage, Minnesota late on Wednesday the 11th, and after coming up bust at a couple of hotels opted to spend the night in the Walmart parking lot.  I was able to get a few hours of decent sleep.  I got up around dawn and moved on toward Eagle Mountain.  I was excited to see more of Minnesota, as I had only previously skirted through the south edge of it in 2020 with dad going to visit Hawkeye Point in Iowa.

I easily found the trailhead way back in the forest.  It’s well-developed and signed, and I quickly skipped off into the wood with my minimalist rig.  Cell service was thin, but the trail was wide.  I saw a few people, but not a lot, and reached the summit in good time, passing pretty Whale Lake along the way, and finally coming to a great overlook below the summit with a gorgeous view off to the south. 


I tagged and bagged the summit, not spending too much time there and returned to the car with an absolutely empty belly.  I’d not eaten in a good long while—sometime the day before.  Along the Voyageur Highway I found the Coho Café and Bakery in Tofte.  I got one of the best club sandwiches I’ve ever had and a mind-blowing piece of tiramisu.  It was good fuel for the push on to Timm’s Hill in Wisconsin.  Eagle Mountain is the state high point of Minnesota at 2,230’.

Seeing as there are no interstates in Minnesota, Wisconsin or the UP of Michigan it was a frantic, slow crawl through pretty farmland to Timm’s Hill.  On the drive between points my friend Mark from Montana called (the infamous Crash Test Librarian), and we chatted and caught up.  He talked to me while I roamed around in the woods looking for the high point and driving through the public area until I found the appropriate parking area and wandered up to the observation tower at the top.  I felt like a jerk yammering on my phone while I hiked—I only saw two people—but I hadn’t really talked to anyone in days, and it was great to catch up with Mark.  It was nearly sunset when I got to the top of the tower and enjoyed a colorful view high above the trees.  Timm’s Hill is the high point of Wisconsin at 1,951’.


I decided I would drive as far as I could once again, hoping to either find a hotel or campground or some suitable place to sleep in the Jeep.  The problem was I had moved out of the wide-open West into the more populated Midwest.  I eased into Rhinelander after dark, but not too late.  I had visited Rhinelander with my grandparents when I was kid on a trip that encircled Lake Michigan.  We’ve got some distant relatives there.  Nothing looked familiar, but the Comfort Inn looked inviting, so I got a room and slept hard that night.  Well, once the motorcyclists got parked and stopped idling outside my window at 11:00pm.

The end of the trip was beginning to materialize far off on the horizon.  That was Thursday the 12th.  I had the state high point of Michigan and then I’d begin the long trek south toward home, picking up Campbell Hill in Ohio along the way.  I hoped to have enough time to visit a beach along Lake Superior, and truthfully, I had plenty of time, but once I began the long slide home, I didn’t want to get held up trying to find places to eat and places to sleep. I was hoping to be home sometime Saturday. 

However, the most challenging leg of the long journey was ahead of me.  I would not have expected it from the high point of Michigan.

I woke up in Rhinelander on Friday the 13th.  When I left the hotel, I put Mt. Arvon in Google Maps.  So far on the trip I had just plugged in the pre-saved points.  Sometime over the past year I had gone through and plugged in a lot of state high points for easier reference in case I found myself nearby.  I did that with the understanding I should do additional research on each point before setting out to visit them. Up to that point I had just been winging it, with no further study of any of my destinations, and it had worked out beautifully in my favor.

I watched the miles count down.  And finally, I was making one of the last turns mapped by the AI/GPS.  There was a small blue sign on the edge of the paved road as I turned onto gravel.  I raced along, gaining elevation, throwing up a roostertail of dust.  And then suddenly Siri announced, “You have arrived.”  I had not, in fact, arrived.  I was next to a gated road fading off into the woods.  I could see a high ridge off to the south that was much higher than I was and kind of far away.  I kicked out of the track I had in Google Maps to find the right one only to discover I had zero cell service.  Zilch. Simple, I would drive back to the paved road and look it up.  Except there was no service at the paved road either.  I looked over at the Mt. Arvon sign and it pointed east along the paved road, not up the gravel road.  Stupid old bum eyes.

I headed east and kept checking to see if I had picked up service and scanning the side of the road for more signs.  Soon enough I saw another blue sign and turned in.  Another gravel road.  I continued south until I saw another sign.  And some yellow arrow signs.  I passed a house there, and then most definitely moved into a wilder area, crisscrossed with logging roads in a labyrinth of man-made lines going to and fro.

I went on, following the arrow signs upward winding through the woods, and hoping for more blue signs for confirmation.  I didn’t get that until I was much deeper into the Huron “Mountains.”  After a steeper section I finally reached a small turnaround that serves as the trailhead for Mount Arvon.  I got out and hiked the short loop to a viewpoint and then back to the picnic area that encompasses the highest point. I signed the book, took my photos, and returned to the Jeep.  Surprisingly, I had decent cell service at the summit.  I plugged in my next destination: Grand Marais Public Beach, and the app plotted a course.  Hallelujah!  Mount Arvon is the state high point in Michigan at 1,979'.


Once again, my belly was empty.  I’d only eaten some continental eggs at the hotel, and I’d burned through them a long time before.  The app was taking me out to the east and not back north the way I’d come in, but I figured if that got me to food and gas quicker, I was all for it.  So, I went deeper into the crevasse and didn’t realize I was going to be touching the void.

I went down and down and down, winding through the logging roads, never seeming to get any closer to civilization.  Every time I got a peek through the trees, I just saw more trees.  It was like Mirkwood.  After an agonizingly long time my dash dinged, and I looked down.  My low tire light had come on.  I drove a little farther until I found a good spot to stop and got out. I looked at all four tires, but all four looked okay.  I thought maybe the rough road had rattled the sensor loose.  And I knew it was possible I had picked up a nail or screw or some other piece of junk and had a slow leak.  I also knew the best thing to do at that point was to keep moving until I couldn’t.  I was a long way from any kind of help with no cell service.  I had food and water and shelter, but that would be small comfort if I had to start walking to find help.

On I went, barely slowing and actually speeding up as the road improved to a smoother gravel surface.  On and on and on I went.  Finally, the gravel changed to pavement.  The pavement passed through recreational areas, but no services appeared.  There was no traffic.  On and on and on. Finally, I started to get a little service.  Finally, structures started to appear along the road.  I was coming hot into Marquette.

When I got good service, I put in a gas station.  I beelined for the nearest one, hoping for an air pump.  I pulled in with the distinct feeling of something wrong with the Jeep.  I jumped out only to find the driver's side rear tire was flat.  And had been for a little bit.  I had apparently driven through the neighborhood with it flat.  A teenage kid walked up and told me the air machine didn’t work.  Then he tried to offer advice like I could drive two blocks down to another gas station.  Or I could put on my spare.  I thanked him and set about changing the tire.  Once that was accomplished, I plugged in tire repair shops and found one a mile away.  Off I went on my nine-year-old donut.  It had never been put on the Jeep.

The guy at the first tire center recommended the second as he was by himself and had a full day booked.  I explained to the guy in the second shop that the guy in the first shop recommended I check with him and that I was on my way home to Kentucky from a trip and needed the tire repaired or replaced.  He asked if I could leave it.  When I said I couldn’t he said that was the best he could do.  That he was waiting on a 2:00 appointment that was five minutes late and I could wait around and see if they could work me in.  I asked if there was anyone else he would recommend and he pointed back across the street to the first guy.  “Or Walmart,” he added.  Fine.  Walmart.  It was a mile away, so I headed there.

They got me right in.  They couldn’t repair the tire.  And because the Jeep is AWD and the tires on it had decent treadwear they couldn’t sell me just one.  I had anticipated this and accepted it.  I hadn’t wanted to buy a set of tires on the trip, it’s a heck of a terrible souvenir, but I had little choice.  The guys at the Marquette Walmart tire center got me out in an hour and a half barely, and I was back on my way.  All told I only lost two and a half or three hours at the most, and I was gunning for Grand Marais Beach.  I paused in Munising to eat and got some pretty great local pizza before running along a little bit further to a nice public beach about half an hour before sunset.  The water was so clear, and there were all kinds of cool rocks.  I took my time and tried to enjoy walking along the beach and looking at rocks.  I wanted to get in the water—it felt great—but I didn’t want to drive and sleep wet and sandy that night and there wasn’t a good place to change in the parking lot.  I just waded and watched as the sun sank.


Climbing into the Jeep I knew I was truly on the final leg of the trip as I drove away from the greatest Lake.  I was determined to drive as far as I could.  It was eleven hours from home.  I knew there was no way I could drive through the night, and there was really no reason to.  I just needed to go as far as I could to cut down on the driving the next day (Saturday).

I traversed the UP in the dark and marveled at the half-moon reflecting off Lake Michigan as I approached the straits ahead.  Once again, the Chaney grandfolk had taken me on a trip to Canada when I was but a wee tyke (okay, maybe 10 or 12 years old, but i was skinny back then) and we crossed Mackinac and then went on to Sault Ste. Marie where we boarded a train that took us three hundred miles north to Hearst where we stayed the night and returned the next day.  Mackinac was one of the standout memories of that trip.  While it may not have been that on this particular trip, it was stunning lit up over the straits in the clear darkness. 

I stayed in the quietest and darkest rest area I’ve ever seen along I-75 south of Mackinac.  I slept hard and longer than I expected.  But before daylight I was pushing south again.  I swung by Campbell Hill, Ohio.  Rural Ohio is pretty except for all the Trump/Vance signs.  Campbell Hill is a weird high point.  You drive through a school parking lot, and then squeeze int between some buildings at what I believe is a radar array.  It was under construction—which is fitting for the Ohio high point—and I didn’t linger.  Campbell Hill is the state high point of Ohio at 1,549’.


I had just shy of four hours of driving left.  I was determined not to stop unless I absolutely had to.  I got gas, and I ate between Dayton and Cincinnati, and then I set the cruise and drove on.  I drove and drove and drove.  And then finally I was home.  I’d driven 4,450 miles in nine days.  I’d visited six new state high points bringing my total to twenty-three.  I’d visited one new state (North Dakota) bringing my total to forty-four US states visited.  And I had summited a new Thirteener and had a life changing experience.

What I didn’t describe in these trip reports is the soul searching, and active healing, and auto-therapy I did as I drove, and hiked, and adventured.  I found answers I needed to find.  I found answers I didn’t know I needed to find.  I had some great revelations.  I left some old baggage behind.  I laid some demons to rest.  I mapped out new paths.  I decided some things that needed to be decided. 

It was the trip of a lifetime.  It was the trip I had been trying to take for a lifetime.  It was the trip that I pined for in good times and bad.  That I did it alone, and that it went so well despite my trials in the mountains of Michigan is testament to my own capabilities, my own resourcefulness, my own vision and strength.  And I needed to see and feel those things.  I had lost my way along time ago.  I had lost my confidence and my spark.

I found them out there. 





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